I’m aware the site is going extremely slowly on the front page and I’m working to rectify it. Part of that rectifying has involved me deleting all comments, so if you are wondering where a discussion has gone I’m afraid that was my fault. Whoops. But it culled a lot of spam that cut down the database size by a …

Normally, we’d like to provide an in-depth and witty retort to this video, originally featured on Fox News:

If you sensibly can’t be bothered to watch the …

I’m perfectly aware this site isn’t updated regularly, but this is too tacky to not post. As many 360 owners who used to think playing Call of Duty 4 online was fun (and it was) Microsoft has recently broken Xbox Live Arcade by selling too many consoles. They might mend it, but they can’t because they’re being sued. Or something. …

With a title like that, does any more need to be said?

Rarely has the title of one event conveyed so much negative emotion in so few words. Yes, the Sex Pistols are back, reformed to celebrate the 30th Anniversary of Never Mind the Bollocks. The team who negotiated the sponsorship of the event must have known how hard it …

Sony has confirmed the release of another PS3. This version is confirmed in incorporate FULL backwards compatibility as well as including a rumble-enabled pad. Sadly to manage this, HDMI, wireless, the hard-drive, Blu-Ray and perhaps most controversially, PS3 game support, are all being removed. Thankfully, the majority seem unconcerned with such features anyway.

OK, so it is actually a PS2.

Basically identical …

We’re not normally the kind of site that offers previews, because they’re rubbish. Usually based on screenshots and not playing the game, always ending with a polite conclusion. It is more acceptable when you’ve spent a good amount of time with a game that people are genuinely looking forward too though, hence this exception.

So, Haze.

The first thing …